Panican

**Panican** *(n.)* – A derogatory term originally coined by Donald J. Trump, ironically describing his own cult-like followers. Despite Trump's command, *"Don’t be weak, don’t be stupid—don’t be a Panican!"* his most loyal supporters embody the very definition:

- **Blindly obedient**, despite Trump appointing grossly unqualified officials to his cabinet, dismantling public education (to keep his base ignorant and easily manipulated), and enacting policies that harm the working class while enriching the elite.

- **Willfully ignorant** of Trump’s extensive history of sexual assault allegations (including rape), his friendship with convicted child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, and his disturbing, incestuous remarks about his own daughter.

- **Hypocritically devout**, praising Trump as a "messiah" while ignoring his blatant anti-Christian behavior—spreading hatred, cheating on his wives (including with a porn star while Melania was postpartum), and bragging about sexual assault.

- **Easily conned**, as they continue worshipping a man who openly despises the poor, lies constantly, and has done nothing to improve their lives—yet they defend him with religious fervor.

This definition highlights the hypocrisy and cult-like devotion of Trump’s base, exposing how the term *"Panican"*—meant as an insult to others—perfectly describes his own followers.

Those Trump fanatics still think he’s a godly man, even after he admitted to grabbing women by the pussy and hung out with Epstein. Total Panicans.

by Jason Camp808 May 25, 2025

Pantiesses

The plural form for multiple pairs of pants

I am packing my pantiesses for the trip.

by canderp June 16, 2025

pantisizing

Holding an unrealistic hope of finding a pair of pants that would fit after a seven course dinner.

He continued his pantisizing through his seven course dinner.

by Word Butcher July 2, 2025

panties report

When a bunch of douche bags that have been telling you what color your underwear is LITERALLY while you walk down the road because its how security tech is SUPPOSED to be used, you stop wearing them, they get mad because they can't steal them and sell them to a prison. Basically, due to laser technology (something that does so many things there still isn't a limit yet) you get to be harassed but the same ones that ruin your life every single fucking time. on your 30th birthday they told you "no one wants old stem cells, so enjoy the next couple of ears because god knows we won't let you get married and the rest is cancer" --you enjoy you're time knowing they aren't lying because these are the people that have lasers in life. THEN they send a panties report, hopefully 700 pairs were enough because last run 699 barely made it. That honeydew list, makes me wanna get a melon baller and do it myself.

The panties police have a new schedule, my dad got a panties report the other day, perfect, stay inside from 4-10 or you'll be jail bait. If you look too nice, "you deserve it" and they don't stop till you believe it.

by tornadofullofpiranhas November 16, 2025

panvic organ donor

somebody asks you if you'd date a panvic lady and you say the wrong shit. a white power organization that draws blood if you fart near the women from 10,000 miles away except they don't have men, I mean at all.

He has to poop and she black balled him in the washroom with her friends. She ask him to imagine dating her so she could draw blood. He was a panvic organ donor.

by sinrlifemattrs November 25, 2025

shannie panties

dirty hawaiian boy who no scopes testes

Go back to hawaii flippin shannie panties.

by jpdemon January 28, 2008

salty panties

When someone is very short tempered or aggravated and snaps at another person.

" I wouldn't talk to Cody, he has salty panties. Let him cool down for a minute."

by Shanda Robinson June 2, 2008