fear poop

To defecate in response to true fright (usu. occurs among puppies, kittens, or other young mammals)

Rover's so excitable they can hardly take him for a walk--every time a car goes by, he fear poops!

by RodEuripides June 8, 2014

Golden Poop

The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.

I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.

by Johnny Appl3s33d July 27, 2014

werewolf poop

The kind of shit that you take in the morning after waking up, and have no idea how it's so massive and beastly.

Wow, what a werewolf poop.

I had a werewolf poop this morning, even though my diet has zero fibre in it.

by ComeFindMePip September 12, 2014

poop seed

when your poop does not come out as a perfect solid log, a little piece of poop about the size of a sunflower seed in stuck on the outskirts of the anus.and you may attempt the flex the anus to drop off the poop seed but after many failed attempts you must use a piece of toilet paper and remove it yourself.

friend: did everything come out ok?
me: nah i gotta poop seed stuck in there.

by hussiecussie September 30, 2014

Sleazy Poop

A poop which has been taken in an obscure and out-of-the-ordinaru place.

Dat nigga took a sleazy poop in my grandma's fridge!!

by Not so Big Dick Rick January 12, 2015

poop vice

When you try to write Gregg Popovich's last name in your phone, but that shit keeps auto correcting to poop vice.

Damn man! I can't get my shitty phone to write Coach Popovich's name without auto correcting to poop vice.

by LikaMiDik January 14, 2015

Poop Party

Where everyone enjoys suspect Mexican food the night before and then gathers in a dirt hole with a pail and competes to see who can fill their poop pail first.

Ain't no party like a poop party cuz a poop party doesn't end until your poop pail is full.

by Paddy P Rizzle July 9, 2016