peds

Pedestrians who are in your way

Fuckin slow ass peds in the crosswalk

by yan lh October 5, 2006

crowd pleaser

An unmanageable, unsightly and unflushable human faeces - usually
found lining the bottom of a public toilet.

"SHIT! somebodies left a right fucking crowdpleaser in that bog!"

by Skip Donahue July 23, 2004

Pledgetables

Fruit or vegetables purchased in an attempt to make your lifestyle more healthy than it is. Inevitably bought by men to decorate their fridges and counter tops before the arrival of a potential date.

"I've finally figured out what the viscous goo at the bottom of my fridge is. It's run off from the decomposing pledgetables I had in the salad drawer to impress Kim."

by Jimbles March 16, 2008

Pleasure Partner

A relationship focused on sexually pleasing each other with out the drama and emotion of a committed relationship and the intent to improve sexual skill.Unlike other sexual relationships constructive criticism is encouraged.

Similar to friends with benefits without the facade of friendship, similar to a fuck buddy but less lustful.

1. David meets with his pleasure partner at least twice a month to stay on top of his boning game.

2.Woman: How did you get so good in bed?

Man: A very strict pleasure partner.

Woman: WTF?

by lazylinguist August 17, 2012

cat killing pleasure

When someone is so horny they growl like a cat.

Colton: DAMN. I'm so fuckin horny right now.

Alex: Oh me too Colton
.....................

RWWWARRRWWWWWW!!!

Colton: Now that was some cat killing pleasure Alex.

Alex: Just don't tell anyone we did it.

by URLADYxxxxXXXXXxxx0FCHAO$ October 5, 2008

Bitch please

General statement of acknowledgement, notably as a positive affirmation, or exclamation of delight. Can be upgraded to "Nigger please" if the preceeding event warrants it.

So... the bad news is, the zombie apocalypse is occurring. But on the plus side, I managed to get the chainsaw working so... Bitch please.

Person 1: What we eating tonight?
Person 2: Erm... pizza I think.
Person 1: Bitch please.
Person 3: We got chips too if you want?
Person 1: Nigger please!

(Note how the use of "Nigger please" (an upgraded "bitch please") is also implicit of the positive affirmation; "yes".)

by Gunishment September 12, 2011

Please Seed

When you are using a bittorent client and when you go to download it, people are saying 'please seed' and losing their shit because no one is seeding once your download is complete you don't seed cos that's for pussies

Seeder "please seed your torrents man, it helps the torrent community"

Non-Seeder "Nah fuck that seeding is for pussies"

by chips&dip December 15, 2010