Peeling the Puppy

A euphemism for masturbation.

Guy 1 "Hey man, you were real distant last night, what were you doing"
Guy 2 "Nah I was just Peeling the Puppy last night. You know how it is."
Guy 1 "...ah"

by MiniGram October 7, 2025

Jawless Puppy

hot. smash.

Jawless puppies are a fictional or imaginary concept, as there are no known animal species called a "jawless puppy." On the other hand, cows with no legs do not exist in reality as well, as all cows have legs.
in summary, a Jawless puppy is a cow with no legs

Steven: "Wow is that a cow with no legs?"
Daquavoious: "what the frickers man no... that's a Jawless Puppy"

by Deadhooker. April 15, 2023

Puppy

Another word for sex

puppy

by SkskskkskskskksskksKING August 3, 2020

horse puppy

Another name for a "foal."

"AW!!! Look at all the horse puppies playing together!"
"Um....those are foals."
"What?"
"You know, baby horses are called foals."
"I'm still gonna say horse puppy."

by Rocky Horror Babe March 1, 2021

Puppy Slut

A person under the age of 18 that wears as little clothes as possible, behaves erratically around strangers and posts risky social media photos. Usually you will find someone like this in a mall, gym or school. Most puppy sluts seem to seek sexual attention.

I’m sick and tired of seeing these puppy sluts acting like it’s normal to be a skank when you get older.

by Vivortnite March 23, 2021

spoopy puppy

the definition of retard

spoopy puppy = retard

by Alexander Toast October 30, 2020

Puppy-Syndrome

When a friend, family, or significant other follows you around everywhere like a little puppy.

I like going dancing with my family, but my cousin has puppy-syndrome.

I used to like watching movies alone, but my new girlfriend has puppy-syndrome.

by I_caveman August 21, 2019