road rules

a ballsuck show that didnt totally suck before "reality" tv began to get big.

damnit I'm sick of all of these reality tv shows "road rules" started this shit

by fuck road rules July 12, 2003

Road trip

One of the worst bands ever.... They try to be like every other GOOD band but fail horribly every time. And their so called roadies are so annoying and start stupid drama.. So road trip is the worst band ever.. GO STREAM "TALK" BY WHY DONT WE ON SPOTIFY AND I TUNES.

Girl 1: do you know you road trip is?
Girl 2: who the fuck is that
Girl 1: an irrelevant band that thinks theyre why dont we

Girl 2: what the fuck.. Why don't we is so much better than them.. Hehehe

by Jeeperznutzsack July 18, 2018

road sheath

a sock you beat off into while driving

-honey, whats this one sock doing on the backseat of your car?
-oh, that's just my road sheath, you should put it down now.

by Bum Stigity Bum December 3, 2010

Ultimate Road Head

The act of receiving fellatio in the passenger seat of a moving motorized vehicle from the driver of the vehicle. The motorized vehicle is usually in cruise control and receiver of the fellatio steers the vehicle with their free hand.

Tyrone almost wrecked the car when he was getting ultimate road head from his biatch.

by the rude lingiust April 1, 2010

Hit The Road Jack

Hit the road jack is a slang term to use whilst firing an employee, or breaking up with someone as a couple. Usually whenever the recipient does something that negatively impacts the person who uses the phrase.

"Hit the road Jack, you've already fucked up twice."

by oldedefinitions February 19, 2018

go play in the road

An expression of anger towards a person or persons, indicating you would like them to leave.

Take your toys and go play in the road, idiot.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 30, 2004

Pig Farm Road

A road in Lakeville, Ma that is just a scarey place. You will be freaked out. Its a typical jucket place

I'm still freaked out from going on Pig Farm Road.

by Creaped Out January 27, 2008