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your mom

1. your mom's so fat that when she gets in the elevator it has to go down
2. your mom's so stupid that she made you
3. your mom's so ugly that hello kitty said goodbye
by poopypants420.69 March 30, 2022
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YOUR MOM

WHAT DO U THINK YOUR MOM MEANS YOUR MOM
by dfagfhafkahbf May 12, 2022
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your mom

Who’s that?
YOUR MOM
by Lionel Molina October 29, 2019
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your mom

not really your mom but your mom
"your mom"
by hyjhwjqrawr January 7, 2022
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your mom

just why your joke is terrible
by i defined your mom October 16, 2022
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Your mom

Jonathan: “Guess who’s ugly”

Nathen: “Who?”

Jonathan: “Your mom”
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Buy your mom an iPhone

Stop trying to draw attention to the real underlying problem and start helping to perpetuate it instead.

When asked about the problem of texting green/blue bubbles in the US, Apple CEO Tim Cook told a reporter to "buy your mom an iPhone" instead of actually addressing the problem that Apple's lack of RCS was causing.
I hate driving, but I don't feel safe riding my bike next to all those enormous cars. Whenever I bring it up though, all the car-brains just tell me "buy your mom an iPhone".
by anonymous December 21, 2023
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