nap and dash

When somebody convinces another person to take them back to their place, under the false premise of having sex, solely for the purpose of using their bed to sleep in. Upon waking, they leave without fulfilling the empty promise the made.

example 1

"Why is Amy's hair all over the shop today?" said Jane.
"Oh, she did a nap and dash on poor Bill this morning and came straight to work from his place" replied Betty.

example 2

"You're not really going to sleep with him are you?" said Nicki.
"Absolutely not. He doesn't know it, but I'm going to do the old nap and dash on him. Uber's are way too expensive right now" Amy laughed in reply.

by Tom McLovin May 17, 2022

After School Nap

The No.1 Recommended Cure for Burnout and fatigue

James: U haven't responded since school's out, wassup?

Caro: mbbb I was having an after school nap, I was SOOOOOO tired, like u wouldn't believe, and now, I feel live a downed a few red bulls, without the side effects.

James: thx, I might try that out some day.

by IronicÉire December 22, 2024

Napping Nate

The act of falling asleep due to being intoxicated/inebriated. The act is usually performed at a public place such as a bar or club.

Hey Drew is pulling a Napping Nate we should prbly wake him up before he gets kicked out

by nappingnate November 16, 2010

napness

The best party gamer of all time, he also goes by nap most of the time, HE IS NOT A SAPNAP STAN, and gets all the women

Napness is just such a hot party gamer

by Napness February 13, 2021

dirt road nap

When you fall asleep while driving and end up in the ditch.

I was really tired today after work and I decided to take a dirt road nap on the way home.

by Ohhboii April 17, 2019

Infinity Nap

When you die

I'm miserable, and I can't wait until my life is over so I can take an infinity nap.

by Eustace November 19, 2013

naptown-nap

the act of ejaculating in or around the girl and then punching them in the back of the heading rendering then unconcious this is a potentially deadly act that if not performed by a professional can cause death braindmamge or you to be arrested for assault so kids get them drunk first

this bitch was annoying so my buddy gave her a naptown-nap

by cock drags ground & mi hung-lo December 14, 2009