Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.

you are one dirty muff cruncher

by queuesdechat April 12, 2022

muff up

Female equivalent to to ‘Man up’
but not exclusively for girls with a hairy muff !!

Muff up Deborah. Get on your bike and get to the top of that hill !!

by Bush trimmer April 09, 2022

Muff-Cut

When an individual shaves off all of their hair on their head except for their fringe.

Hey dude look! That guy's walking around with a muff-cut.

by StrixieLikesDoorknobs May 17, 2021

Muff Blocker

When a lesbian cuts off a man flirting with another woman.

The bullish dike just muff blocked me. Just like cock blocker. Muff blocker just cut me off.

by Chodecaptain July 31, 2018

muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.

Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.

by andrew junior March 12, 2020

Muff scrubber

A mustache / goatee that collects the female ejaculate so you can taste it later on from your lip or lips. Sometimes sharing it with your friends and family.

Man I guess old girl last night didn't like my muff scrubber and it grown out too much and given her raspberries.

by Blaainiac July 09, 2024

Optimus muff

A pussy that transforms from ugly to beautiful after a few drinks

Lynn was Optimus muff when her Venus flytrap became the garden of Eden after Jimmy drank a six pack

by Tiny dancer at the girls forum July 24, 2016