MUFF

Contrary to popular belief, A Muff is a term used to describe a specific type of female's vagina.

Rather than Poon, being a small bodied clean shaven vagina.. Muff relates to the opposite of the detail.. I.E. A nice phat hairy vagina would be described as a MUFF.
Damn Becky's camel toe is thiccc... She's got the warmest softest Muff around.
by BeerHanded89 March 19, 2019
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Manky Muff

Normally a female has a manky muff caused by Stds / Stis by having unprotected sex
Dam that girl has a "Manky muff" she must have completed tinder/bado/snapchat
by ej2095 January 2, 2024
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Muff Snuffing

The female version of "Cock Blocking." When a girl is trying to get it in with a guy/girl but someone keeps interupting/delaying the process or eventually "snuffing" the situtation all together.
Teresa was trying to get laid last night and Kassandra totally was "muff snuffing" her at the party....bitch.
by teresa.is.a.slut August 6, 2011
mugGet the Muff Snuffingmug.

Cut the Muff

In short, to cut off poor quality audio.

To "cut" something means to remove or eliminate it and "muff" is short for muffle or muffled. In this case it is in reference to audio.

The idiom "Cut the Muff" is an amusing way to tell someone that their mic or audio output is muffled or unclear.
"Very muffley, very cutty. Cutty muff. Cut the muff." - Timmaaay (Obsolete Punx)
mugGet the Cut the Muffmug.

Muff Cruncher

when one refers to you as Muff Cruncher, you're being referred to as a disgusting lesbian.
by queuesdechat April 12, 2022
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Muff

Contrary to some twisted minds and resonating with the pure nature of a child's mind, muff is slang for muffin
Child: What are you baking?
Mom: Just some chocolate chip muffs!
by BeefyTaco June 3, 2017
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