scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 24, 2010

blochness monstered

In the game of basketball, when a person shoots, the defender is allowed to try to deter, or block the shot. When the block is succesful, and extremely rediculous, the person who was blocked is then said to be "blochness monstered"

Did you see that!? Yao Ming just got BLOCHNESS MONSTERED by Nate Robinson!!!

by The MAN20 February 25, 2008

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021

Cod monster

A person who plays call of duty so much that they physically become a beast when they're not on it.

Mum: Hey Joseph I'm gonna sell COD. GTFO my swamp.

Joseph: *turns into cod monster*

by Cactusboii October 16, 2016

tent monster

A member of the world-wide "Occupy" movement who appears to be a tent on the ground and then stands up dressed in their tent when approached by police to be asked to move on. First seen in Melbourne, Australia.

The police officers approached the protesters' camp but were quickly surrounded by tent monsters.

by faber101 December 7, 2011

The Canel Monster

A mythical monster that lurks around the canals in The Netherlands and likes to eat up the locals an tourist.

The canel monster lurked amounts the waters at night looking for it's next victim.

by Baylien Culture December 23, 2021

Swamp monster

Noun redneck for an ugly person.

Damn that swamp monster over there wants your number

by Stevil85 October 6, 2016