Matthew Level

A state of grammar that is so bad, he or she must correct every sentence that is sent or written.
Can be used as:
Your on Matthew's level or
Your typing Matthew level

Guy: How art yoi

Girl: Wha?
Guy: How are yoy

Girl: Type English. Your typing on Matthew's level
Girl: like really get off of Matthew level

by M_MatthewD June 16, 2016

dishes leverage

The act of doing someone else's dishes with intent to establish leverage for malicious purposes.

I feel like an apeish ass because my roommate got dishes leverage on me.

by kitchenspazz May 27, 2016

ali level cute

the highest level of cuteness

friend 1: does this look cute?
friend 2: it's ali level cute, buy it!

by Megan Fucking Anderson January 14, 2017

Henry levendowski

A man and a women or another man. Masturbate in front of eachother then they ejaculate on eachother. Then they would lick eachother up and then spit the cum into eachothers mouth.

Hey man. I would love to have a Henry levendowski with you

by Merkingsloth March 13, 2017

fat lever

A gay fag who likes fat guys

Look at that fat lever who's fucking a fat dude.

by Willly G March 20, 2017

Megan Lever

Megan Lever is a great person and a big lover of animals but unfortunately she is not as great as the almighty human that is Callum Jones

Guy1: Is'nt Megan Lever just great
Guy2: Yes but she does not compare to Callum Jones he is a god among men
Guy1: True he is incredible

by KingCallum July 21, 2017

Coolidge-level training

An extreme or "advanced" degree of "Silent Cal" tutoring in the art of keepin' yer trap shut and/or using as few words as possible to get your point across. 'Nuff said.

I am so glad that international phoning-rates have been drastically reduced over the past decades... if you were still charged several dollars per word, you'd practically need Coolidge-level training to be able to afford one of those beastly calls!

by QuacksO December 6, 2017