A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."
Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
by hitemlow November 24, 2009
Law of internet forums stating that any post conflating "Uranus" with "your anus" shall be down-voted to oblivion for being brain-meltingly unoriginal.
Uranus is nineteen times further from the sun than Earth, and therefore receives 1/360th the amount of sunlight. +3
Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked
Uranus is where the sun don't shine! -5,000,000; Herschel's Law invoked
by Sir William Herschel December 30, 2018
This law states that, in any given political debate, the likelihood that one participant will refer to another as unamerican increases as said participant runs out of valid arguments.
Named for Fox News.
Named for Fox News.
Fox's Law in action:
Person A: "I disagree with the war in Iraq and would like our troops to come home."
Person B: "That's unamerican!"
Person C: "I think everyone should have access to affordable medical care."
Person D: "That's unamerican!"
Person A: "I disagree with the war in Iraq and would like our troops to come home."
Person B: "That's unamerican!"
Person C: "I think everyone should have access to affordable medical care."
Person D: "That's unamerican!"
by Lola Lithium May 04, 2010
Great substitute for any of the following:
Bro, Dude, or Homie.
Usually used by white kids who arent gangster enough to say homie, are tired of dude, and are not good enough friends with people to call them bros.
Bro, Dude, or Homie.
Usually used by white kids who arent gangster enough to say homie, are tired of dude, and are not good enough friends with people to call them bros.
by Floe, Skyler November 26, 2008
On September 23, 1994 Texas, A new law was created in fear of a newborn child named "Alexandria G." Law states, "At no time from this point, may Alexandria ever travel into a mall, amusement park, water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. If accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations."
(TRS 335:12.08)
Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.
In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."
Any violation of this law in the state of Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...
(TRS 335:12.08)
Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.
In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."
Any violation of this law in the state of Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...
*Giggle giggle giggle* You're under arrest in violation of Alex's Law.
Fugitives include:
All females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.
Fugitives include:
All females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.
by ktownrider July 25, 2011
Your mister-in-law but for everyone.
by MaskedMassacre July 03, 2020
I found twenty bucks in the road, then got hit by a car, driven by the guy my girlfriend cheated on me with, while she was blowing him. I blame Louie's Law
by T-man from D town November 05, 2010