ill knock ur windies in

I will break your windows down usually because someone is talking shit

'cub if you don't stop slobbering ill knock ur windies in'

by bronaghmooney December 7, 2019

soft knacka

Not very hard...weak...a fanny...soft as shite!

'Man I'm scared of fighting him...hes way too tough'

Get in the ring now you soft knacka!

by Stacey Mac October 28, 2019

hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked

Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.

by Masogir November 5, 2019

Sahara Knickers

The vagina drying/mood killing impact of control knickers

When I saw those beige Sahara Knickers my vagina did it's best impression of a desert

by Cuntypants February 12, 2020

Cock Knock

Knocking someone out then proceeding to suck them off.

John: someone attack me yesterday.
Juan: You all right?
John: yeah, i Cock Knocked the guy.

by Πσεθδονυμ August 20, 2020

ghost-knock-over

When someone from another room hears you knock over an object and thinks you did, but in reality you weren't even close to object, which fell on it's own for no apparent reason, so you blame a ghost.

Kenny: What was that noise?
Aaron: oh, I ghost-knocked-over grandma's picture thing.
Kenny: Just fell on it's own?
Aaron: Yeah, it was a ghost-knock-over
Kenny: you doth protest too much

by zumalifeguard September 22, 2020

James keck

Ace in the hole.

You are messing with a real James Keck, don't fuck around.

by Ilu baby November 20, 2020