Vampire Joint

A premium weed receptacle. The mother of all cross joints. It has teeth. And a little cape. A true piece of art.

Can you do a vampire joint?
Fuck yeah I can.

Awesome.

by Stylo77 June 3, 2022

beatin the joint

to have sex

i just got finished beatin the joint

by nyaunna August 14, 2008

Points for Joints

The saints who give $100 to kids who get fined $100 for smoking under an ounce of pot

www.pointsforjoints.org

Points for Joints saved the day when Carl got busted with pot

www.pointsforjoints.org

by Tokintony November 24, 2010

Dios head x Jonathans body

Uwu, Dio steals jonathans body and it super great and amazing. If you dare act against this ship I will turn your pelvis to dust and slap your back and kick you in the knee. Don't doubt this stuff and love it <3

DIo> uwu your body is so sexy

Jonathan> uwu, yes my head Dios head x Jonathans body for life bitches

Random guy> REVERSE JESUS BITCH

by Stalin our amazing god December 6, 2019

melissa and jonathan

An inseparable couple. These two people produce a harmonious, affectionate, and loving relationship. The most scrumptious delicious delectable lip-smacking slay couple ever. People wish they were like them. Just like how you can't pull some bitches, Melissa and Jonathan can. Melissa and Jonathan are the absolute top-tier solo duo. They are the best power couple as well. Don't even get me started on those dms.

"Oh my god, you really like your best friend? That's very Melissa and Jonathan behavior."

by mel200898 April 21, 2022

Jonathan

what you call someone who squeaks a lot, likes men, touches callum, and chases random people up stairs. Also he runs to lessons

"Jonathan eating pizza!"

by weewoman March 31, 2008

joint

Joints come in 2 main types:
- Hinge (allows movement back and forth)
- Ball and Socket (allows movement in all directions)
Both move can freely in their repective paths of movement, provided nothing gets in the way.

Joints are generally found in one of 2 instances: in the body, or in general (non-biological) terms.

1) An area at the end of 2 bones where muscle tissue connects to create a moveable part (biological joint). This could be a finger (hinge) or possibly a shoulder (ball and socket), among other things.

2) Any connection between 2 objects that allows movement. This could be found on a door's hinge (hinge) or a trailer hitch (ball and socket), and more.

1) The bullet got lodged in his shoulder joint

2) The rusty joints made a creaking sound

by IllTakePoint November 15, 2009