jizz accident

1) Ejaculate that ends up in an undesirable location, typically as a result of masturbation. For example, on a keyboard, laptop, computer monitor, a pet. May cause damage and will always require unpleasant cleanup.

2) A horrible person whose conception is viewed as an tragic accident. Usually a total motherfucker and a douchebag and usually a male.

Implies that their father's semen should not have come in contact with his mother's egg for the better good of humanity. Example: Adolf Hitler.

1)
"I just had a major jizz accident. My keyboard is soaked in cum".

2)
"Donald Trump's dad should have pulled out"
- "Yeah, he's such a jizz accident".

by alveraan July 27, 2018

waste of jizz

When one is a waste of space or human life...jizz- referring to sperm..

You really need to lose that Girl,she is a waste of jizz..

by Ballz710 April 17, 2014

Jizz Feet

Jizz Feet is a term used by males after getting out of a shower that did not drain properly. A male nearly always jerks off in the shower, thus leaving him walking around with sperm on his feet after getting out of a shower that did not immediately drain.

The shower was fucked at the hotel room, now I gotta walk around with jizz feet all day.

by Cubby Dubby July 11, 2018

loogie jizz

To cum in her face and it goes up her nose like a loogie

I am going to loogie jizz that hoe
She snorted my jizz up her nose like a loogie

by autoliscious December 17, 2015

Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.

Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.

by Rybu April 11, 2013

Jizz Hands

The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.

"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."

by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017

Jizz Lord

A practitioner and proponent of semen retention. See also No Fap.

Jeez, all I did was told an onlyfans girl I thought she was hot and I was suddenly ratio'd by Jizz Lords telling me how jerking off was going to ruin my life and drain my energy....

by RedWiz2 August 24, 2020