Man who likes phat cock along with his magnum dong that hangs so low it gets caught on women's faces
by OmegaDaddyJake January 18, 2023
Get the Jason L Davismug. World's best developer and a gaming conscript, he dominates every game he plays and develops catagory A software. He is also the developer of GSU.
by jason god October 7, 2020
Get the Jason Matsonmug. 
He is a sexy beast that gets all the pussy. But sometimes can unleash his inner homie-sexuality. He is so drippy that any hard surface or female within a 2 mile radius of him will be soaking wet. He will make any girl not be able to walk in the morning. He is an absolute baller and smashes top bins daily. He can squat 500!!
Shawty: “Omfg!!! Is that jason!?!?!?!?! I would soooo let him hit right now!”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
jason: “ Yea baby”
Shawty: “Sup baby….take me out to dinner”
by Dick.tionary_lizard69 November 23, 2021
Get the jasonmug. Jason is always a man on a mission to get things half done. He works hard but gets distracted easily. He looks sexy in his work boots.
He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.
But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.
Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.
He is the best in bed.
He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.
He loves the cookie.
And he loves icecream.
Jason is an amazing boyfriend.
If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
He is always first to give the advice needed and seems like a practical guy that has his life together, but once you get to know Jason ,you find out he has many hidden problems.
But by this time, you are already greatly attached to Jason to leave him. Problems include such things as: addictions, faffing, gambling, failure to say sorry properly, and never being Romantic.
Although Jason struggles to be romantic, you will find yourself in love with him, he is interesting, and funny, also a dork and always sexy, sometimes all at the same time.
He is the best in bed.
He will always make the first move, even when you are sound asleep.
He loves the cookie.
And he loves icecream.
Jason is an amazing boyfriend.
If you ever have yourself a Jason be sure to hold on tight, cause he is one of a kind, some might say one in three million. I love Jason.
Jason's that type of guy that will message you back once and then ignore the rest of your conversations all night.
He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.
He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
He thinks its being reasonable when in fact he suffers from alexithymia.
He should learn to end a conversation properly and message to say goodnight.
by HecallsmeSluz August 22, 2024
Get the Jasonmug. 
Jason is a God. Jason comes from Greek, láson, meaning healer. Jason is a common name for someone of high intellect logical reasoning. Jason is a sarcastic person, but when you get to know him he will talk and joke around with you. He is a hopeless romantic that dreads being alone. He calls the woman that he loves beautiful not hot. He makes sure the lucky girl he has in his life is ok at all times. He tries to be a good guy to everyone and is always trying to clear his past. He is the man of my dreams. He's unlike any other. He brings calmness to his surroundings. The best friend anyone could ask for. Listens to you. Never judges you. He shows love in everything he does. Slow to love and very guarded with his heart. Loyal beyond words. What he says he will do. He is protective of his family and friends. Most of all whoever becomes his wife will be one lucky and protected woman.
by PandaNanda November 23, 2021
Get the Jasonmug.