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Jason

Jason is mad pussy slayer who is a notorious mother fucker in the Barnstaple area. Everyone knows him as ‘the stud who fucked my mum’. the women love him, the men hate him.
Jon: ‘Hey you know Jason?’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker
by mynamejeffo January 12, 2020
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Jason

A Jason is a long walk between two checkpoints while you are fully suited.
-Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?

-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.
by Jelly bean August 13, 2017
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Jason

Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.
"Hey did you hear about that police raid"
"Yeah must of been Jason's statements again"
by Wazking June 23, 2023
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Jason

A dirty, grotty person who thinks he's hilarious, most of the time is is though lol
Me: Hi Jason!
Jason: Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Me: ye
by GlogGlobgabgalab November 6, 2019
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Jason ramey

Jason Ramey is a wicked snowmobile Rider and an all around bad ass
by Jason ramey November 24, 2018
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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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jason ortiz

Very huge penis & loves fucking men with big bootys
Omg jason ortiz loves fucking bootys
by Glory8233 April 10, 2017
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