Jacob 

Alright, so, from what everyone says, Jacobs are really nice and are the guys of your dreams and blah blah blah, but heres the truth. They go onto some sort of mental health service atleast 3 times a week but they try to hide it, and this is coming from a jacob. Its not funny, were so gifted yet we have so many disabilities, and we also crush the most, but were never good enough

im a Jacob and i used kidshelpline 6 times this week

Jacob by notjakey November 26, 2023

Jacob 

Jacob is the most amazing and handsome guy you'll ever meet, he will never fail to make you laugh. Just looking at this guy will make you wanna kiss him due to his perfect lips. If you’re lucky enough to be his girl, he’ll be incredibly loyal to you and will not let another girl even look in his direction. Sometimes he’s kinda retarded. You will never fail to get a good conversation out of him and get the best advice you’ve ever heard. Every girl wants a Jacob, and maybe they should get one. (But not mine). He’s great at basketball but won’t let anyone tell him. Did i mention he has a big dick? You cant walk around with him anywhere or else he’ll knock everything over with that long sword. He never fails to make you feel better either. He’s the perfect friend, and especially the perfect boyfriend. And you can always count on him.

Girl- “Dude did you see the way Jacob just kicked that girl in the face because she looked at him?”

Other girl- “yea he’s so loyal, his girl is lucky..”

I love jacob😍

Jacob by uhhhhidk.. December 9, 2023

Jacob 

Usually A person who ennjoys the arts of male sex is quite intrigued in anal rape and bumming small animals of his choice. He also has a cunning interest for the touching of small children. Legends says that in 1 day he managed to finger 18000 kids at Saint Maria orphanage in Western California.

Jacob just can't stop fucking kids

Jacob by Automatic Lady Killa December 17, 2023

Jacob 

Jacob is a guy who hurts people. Makes them love him and leaves. He's a guy who make a amazing sweet girl fall involve with him and then leaves. He only cares about himself.

-Hey,you know Jacob?
-The funny one?
-No, the asshole
-oh yeah

Jacob by thegirlyouhurt December 18, 2023

Jacob 

Jacob is one of the cutest, nerdiest, smartest guys you’ll ever meet. He also Jewish and is on the debate team.

Jacob you’re so smart.

Jacob by Giiizzzmmmoo December 21, 2023

Jacob 

A fucking idiot that trys to look cool by asking how far women can squirt.

Jacob just asked his girlfriend how far she can squirt.

Jacob by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023

Jacob 

Jacob is the type of guy to pull one of the prettiest women, and ask how far they can squirt. Absolutely throwing away a 10/10.

Dude stop asking how about my squirt-o-meter, your being a real Jacob right now.

Jacob by womenslayerxxxx December 30, 2023