Italian Stallion

Sticking raw spaghetti in your ass and then sticking it into boiling water so it becomes soft. Then you can wag it like a tail.

It's crazy how Tommy went to the store with his mom for the pasta. He's gonna use it for the Italian Stallion.

by Discouragizer December 1, 2023

Italian snorkel

Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel

by Smellyalater September 23, 2023

The Italian Job

When a man receives oral sex from a partner after the partner douses his crotch in pasta sauce and garlic powder.

Me: Sometimes when a man and a woman (or man) love each other very very much, the man receives The Italian Job.

Chloe: *Becomes too traumatized to go to Olive Garden tomorrow*

by SilverCurbsideProphet June 17, 2023

Italian

A nationality that was made up by the government to promote communism.

Person1:Hey did you know that Joe is part Italian.
Person2:Remember Italian's aren't real.
person1:Oh yea.

by The All-knowing Bug. May 23, 2022

fat italian man

fat italian man is a fat man from italy who is talented in a kitchen

the fat italian man is fat

by RRREEEEEEEEEEE January 3, 2022

Fez-wearing Italian Man

A certain Italian no-no-brown ducktator man in the funny second war.

History channel (censored): No-no-brown Italy was lead by the Fez-Wearing Italian Man.

by KyoshiroOfHonor October 20, 2023

Italian facial

The act of your dermatologist pouring hot spaghetti on your face, then sit over top of you while she's squirting.

Yo bro I went to the dermatologist and ordered a Italian facial!

by DSDATURA January 31, 2024