Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.

Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN

by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021

Wii Iron

Muscle and flexibility gained from playing Wii

Eddie - Jake has gained muscle lately
Bill - He plays Wii all the time...
Eddie - Yeah, He must have some Serious Wii Iron

by Jake Ballou October 13, 2008

iRon

Pronounced I-Ron, a person so stupid the fail to grasp the concept of irony.

Jake: Rain on a wedding day is so ironic.
Kris: No, it's not! You're a total iRon you know that?

by NobleMaN79 October 2, 2008

Melting Iron

The act of pointing a firearm at a specific person.

I had a good idea, John gave me all the money, and I left a Kilo of Coke for myself. John abruptley began Melting Iron on me.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008

Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter

A very sexual act that is only performed by lesbians. You first have you and your partner to take 3 kilograms each of cocaine 12 hours before the act. Once done you must obtain an industrial size iron ore smelter powered by uranium. Next both girls should defecate into a nuclear waste container filled with plutonium 239 and 100 sticks of TNT in a lead container with a fuse on the outside. They then should prepare a funnel just large enough for a dildo to fit through. Once the faeces have covered the plutonium you then should proceed to take some M&M's covered in petrol. Combine the radioactive plutonium faeces and petrol covered M&M's in a large plastic bucket. Begin the act by inserting 3 large pieces of iron ore into the smelter and turning it to full. Soak the dildo in arsenic and insert strap end into vagina. The funnel should then be stuffed with some of the radioactive plutonium faeces with petrol soaked M&M's. Begin by inserting funnel into the receivers anus. Then the two should jump into the iron ore smelter when the iron has completely melted. The other person with the dildo should fuck the other persons anus with the funnel in it. The lead container with the TNT should have the fuse lighted and thrown into the smelter. Then a B2 stealth bomber should fly overhead and drop 2 nuclear warheads onto the smelter while the dildo and M&M's combust along with the TNT at the same time as the nuclear warheads drop onto the smelter.

General: Colonel, how was the top secret nuclear project?
Colonel: Yeah, we gave it a twist by doing the Roswell Atomic Iron Smelter.
General: Donald Trump could definitely use that on North Korea!

by AWP_69analmaster69_AWP July 30, 2019

iron bar hotel

Jail

Iron bar hotel is the worst hotel. open bathroom

by babypiratesnapchat2 February 19, 2023

Heme Iron

Iron that is easily absorbed into the bloodstream in comparison to Non- Heme Iron. It can be found in certain meats such as chicken, beef, ham, duck, lamb etc. In terms of poultry, the darker the meat then the larger quantities of Iron there will be.

Heme Iron is easily absorbed in the bloodstream, so if your concerned about receiving ample quantities of Iron in your daily diet, then red meats are your best bet.

by UltimateDoge September 1, 2022