Like Hood Rich or Hillbilly Rich, but a little different. somebody from Southern Appalachia (West Virginia) etc. Lives modest, wears old wore out clothes, looks like they are poor but rides around in 30-40 thousand dollar trucks, coal miners, loggers.
Check out that guy in the Hummer rideing around in that thing wearing them grease soaked pants with coal dust all over him, looks so damn woods rich.
by Rawdawg635 March 30, 2010
Get the woods richmug. I don’t know when you will see this or if you ever do… but I love you. You make the darkest days feel so bright and you are more warming than a fireplace with fuzzy blankets and drinking hot coco… you make me so happy and I honestly just need to confess my love for you. You still make me nervous and I still sweat when I hold your hand or when I’m around you. You really know how to make me happy and get me going. You are my number 1 motivator and I honestly can’t ask anymore of you. Thank you so much for everything you are so amazing. I love you 💞
by Squish22 May 4, 2022
Get the Jory woodmug. A playful yet gentle word describing the way the world takes the time to visually interpret the act of penetrating trees and foliage with one's erect penis.
India's tolerance regarding Knock on Wood was said to have decreased their population growth in the years 2020 to 2024.
by Pattifil August 2, 2022
Get the Knock on woodmug. A term for jacking it off in the woods. Can also be a term for mastering while small children are watching.
by Ianisanoggod December 7, 2016
Get the Chopping woodmug. He got really excited that I was going down him but was pleasantly surprised when I sniff the wood instead.
by KaitLivPhil August 24, 2014
Get the Sniff the woodmug. Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.
by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011
Get the Petrified Woodmug. by Paul Seagraves December 3, 2007
Get the wood puddymug.