Alex's Law

On September 23, 1994 Texas, A new law was created in fear of a newborn child named "Alexandria G." Law states, "At no time from this point, may Alexandria ever travel into a mall, amusement park, water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. If accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations."
(TRS 335:12.08)

Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.

In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."

Any violation of this law in the state of Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...

*Giggle giggle giggle* You're under arrest in violation of Alex's Law.

Fugitives include:

All females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.

by ktownrider July 25, 2011

Ethan's Law

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

by Benbuki March 2, 2021

Chapman's Law

A term that originated on Facebook, Chapman's Law states that as an online argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will question if a photo of someone is displaying their cumface. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Chapman's Law has effectively forfieted the argument.

"What a mentalist. All that with her kid in her arms!!"

"That Daily Mail pic is probably her cumface."

"Ah, so it's time to invoke Chapman's Law, is it?"

by TheMightyPrune November 29, 2011

Distance-in-law

The appropriate distance one must live from their in-laws so they can tolerate them. General rule of thumb is just far enough so they can't drop by unannounced.

When looking at new houses, Rick had to tactfully remind his new wife that the appropriate distance-in-law in that state was no less than 75 miles.

by Grant Rampus August 31, 2016

Hotshit's Law

When everything in your life goes exactly the way you gave previous thought too. You identify whether it's positive or negative. Always something positive evolves from that which was negative and gives you peace of thought utter joy and happiness.

I just got laid! Leave it up to Hotshit's Law.

by Hotshit ow ow June 23, 2008

The Law of Identity

The Identity Principle states that a=a

The Origin of the Identity Principle lies in the facticity of Being, which is permeated by existentiality (negativity). Only Being can be self-identical.

The facticity of the Law of Identity makes it a tauto-logy.

by endomorphosis January 9, 2021

Fox's Law

This law states that, in any given political debate, the likelihood that one participant will refer to another as unamerican increases as said participant runs out of valid arguments.

Named for Fox News.

Fox's Law in action:

Person A: "I disagree with the war in Iraq and would like our troops to come home."
Person B: "That's unamerican!"

Person C: "I think everyone should have access to affordable medical care."
Person D: "That's unamerican!"

by Lola Lithium May 4, 2010