holy grand slam

when you have sex with jesus in a denny's/denny's parking lot

I had a holy grand slam earlier!

by laketheminifig November 19, 2022

The holy trinity of bullshit

An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.

Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?

Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!

Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!

by 202cm2 June 13, 2022

the holy church of feitan

the place you go where you want to worship our lord and savior feitan porter

person 1: hey where r u going?
person 2: to the holy church of feitan! do you want to come with me?
person 1: sure! :)

by animescorbus November 2, 2020

Holy Dick Slap

When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.

Yo Jen's made a satanic sign out of her period bleeding.

That hoe needs a holy dick slap!

by Sukma Askrak February 26, 2020

polish holy water

Vodka

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

HOLY FAX MACHINE!

What the fax machine is used in many ways and can state many things but there is one phrase that rules all... when someone hurts themselves they say.

“HOLY FAX MACHINE! OWWWWW!”

Holy fax machine can also state the curse word fu*k

“You are such a HOLY FAX MACHINE! meanie!”

by Sabooboo the great February 28, 2018

Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017