The Holy Texist Church

An association of engineers from the popular game “Team Fortress 2” led by the current Pope of the Holy Texist Church

I heard that The Holy Texist Church damn near religiously use either the Gunslinger or the Eureka Effect

by Uncle Cheech January 2, 2022

Holy Meat Clench

An Holy Meat Clench is the act of using holy water to masturbating vigorously.

Did you hear, Bobby did a Holy Meat Clench right in the middle of mass!

by OverBranflakesBRBranflakes107B June 14, 2017

polish holy water

Vodka

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

Holy Dick Slap

When a Woman's been too nasty, you'll cover your dick in holy water and slap her a cross in her f**king face.

Yo Jen's made a satanic sign out of her period bleeding.

That hoe needs a holy dick slap!

by Sukma Askrak February 26, 2020

holy shit on an altar

a shit that was sent by god to rid the world of evil

Person: Holy shit on an altar! were saved!

by allthisandahugedick October 25, 2011

holy grand slam

when you have sex with jesus in a denny's/denny's parking lot

I had a holy grand slam earlier!

by laketheminifig November 19, 2022

The holy trinity of bullshit

An expression when three occurrences of fucked up shit is happening in one’s life.

Dude 1: Hey man, you seem down. What’s going on?

Dude 2: Yeah I am! My truck broke down, girlfriend is pregnant and I’m out of cigarettes!

Dude 1: Fuck, it seems like you’ve encountered the holy trinity of bullshit!

by 202cm2 June 13, 2022