Aztec gooning

The act of resisting the urge to explode in a decaying orphan.

Bro Michael committed Aztec gooning at the orphanage all last night.

by Skibvitytoiletreuzz May 31, 2024

Moon gooning

A ritualistic ceremony, when a group of people cut the head off of a caribou and after drinking the blood begin to goon under the light of the full moon

Hey me and the guys are going moon gooning tonight, wanna join in?

by Zobo the clown January 15, 2024

Jamaican Flicker Goon

To "Flicker Goon" is to "goon" while doing "flicking" motions at the tip. The Jamaican part comes in when you "Flicker Goon" at a 98° angle. This is a tradition associated from a small group of people found within Jamaica. This is usually abbreviated to "JFG" (Jamaican Flicker Gooning)

"Bro I had so much fun last night, because I Jamaican Flicker Gooned for 12 hours!"

by Melissa Shariah O'Dell October 30, 2024

the goon

Slang for a stupid, foolish, or awkward person

Look at this boy's behavior he is The goon guy

by anxxss November 3, 2022

Flint And Steel Gooning

Using flint and steel to goon, by rubbing the two against your *part* and Gooning.

I watched the movie and started Flint and Steel Gooning

by flintandsteel! April 2, 2025

Power Gooning

1. When you be gooning, and you start jorking your peanits for REAL REAL!

2. You tape a reciprocating saw to your penis, and turn it on to start the Power Gooning session.

"Yo, when did you start Power Gooning?"

"JIm, I haven't seen my family in 5 days, I've been on that hot streak thanks to twitter.com."

by Power Gooner 5090TI February 1, 2025

Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning

When you stick your male part in the Tampa bay, and collect the dust from the rocks off the bottom of the bay, and then have a Tampa Seagull edge off each layer of dust, and then you spread your seed all in the bay. Which later creates new manatees constructed from your male seed.

i cant wait to go Tampa Bay Flicker Gooning , plus I really love Seagulls

by tampagooner33 February 8, 2025