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sperm goblin

Exactly what it sounds like someone or something that gobbles sperm
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Door goblin

A common creature that likes to hinder doors, sideways and any other busy or crowded areas in general. When asked to step aside, the tend to ignore the request, sometimes on purpose.
It seems that the best weapon againts this beast is a solid shove.
Move or I move you, you stupid door goblin, you're blocking the way.
by Tumamafat July 11, 2020
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goblin toez

The perfect name for your bff, weird and wonderful goblin toez will not disappoint, goblin toez is a kind, outgoing person and you are god damn lucky to know goblin toez!
Person 1: omg they're so amazing

Person 2: call them goblin toez
by Short.blonde.simp October 8, 2021
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Goblin Gang

Goblin gang is a very stupid music group containing McChicken Jr, John Bootlick, Lil Vending Machine, Elf Sr, and will. They notably keep holding back their album Evil Aliens From Hell Vs. Markiplier Skeleton due to having to attend to multiple spider funerals going from October of 2024 to around February 2025. The tragic passing of rapper YungBallGag known for having 6 microphones at once also contributed to the albums delayed release.
by Agobafule December 3, 2024
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goblin cave server

Worst server ever to exist, the members hate each other. And they tend to bully NewComers without them typing a single letter. If you see someone inviting you there on discord, block them.
How goblin cave server conversations happen with newcomers:
New member: Hi!
Active member: kys
by freddey frezbar November 21, 2021
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Hunch goblin

An expert move during intercourse with a blow up doll, you must start in the standing position and proceed to get in a frog stance while continuing to thrust until you pop it
I gave Becky the ol hunch goblin the other day and had to order another one on Amazon
by Kbeeezy February 1, 2025
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Goblinitis

When someone becomes so high, they aren’t able to comprehend there own sentences or speaking properly
She’s so high that the goblinitis is kicking in
by Goose the moose August 20, 2023
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