Coochie Goblin

a child that unconsensually ravages the interworkings of a uterus-haver ; an alternative gender neutral word for son or daughter
Person: “I birthed a son last month!”
Other person: “you mean a coochie goblin that ravaged its way out of hell via a small hole, pushing organs and dislocating joints as it pleases?
by emmenotagirl November 28, 2022
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Fat Goblin

Fat ass with skinny arms and skinny legs so they just have a big mass in the middle and resemble a goblin aka tony.
by Sister fucker 223 June 20, 2019
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Banana Goblin

A mythological creature that seeks out humans with a lack of potassium in their diet. Theorized to have been created by the Standard Fruit Company in 1967 in a attempt to spread their banana empire to foreign lands.

In African folk lore, the banana goblin is said to of chanted the common english comedic phrase "That's bananas" to instill fear in its prey.
Example 1:Nancy! I hear the Banana Goblin at my door and I'm out of bananas!
by Oswald Murphy The Third P.H.D September 05, 2022
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Silly little goblin

Very crazy or funny
That was so silly little goblin!!
by Nut funny man January 31, 2023
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mean baby goblin

The mean baby goblin that lives in my house ate my donuts and drank my pepsi
by BubbyCat21 October 03, 2020
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time goblin

Jables: Oh shit it's the time goblin!
Cage: He gobbles time.
by FrodoT.Bagginnz December 07, 2018
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Line Goblin

A creature of unknown origin that demands those who step even a microcosm out of line to go to the back, there is no arguing with the line goblin for the line goblin is on the side of the people and everyone agrees with them
Filthy line goblin told me to go to the "back of the line pal!"
by Tantal July 26, 2022
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