Doom Goblin

Doom Goblin: Is someone who, much like Greta Thunberg, is perceived as consistently focusing on negative outcomes and emphasizing worst-case scenarios. Often, they are viewed as spreading pessimism and fear, sometimes overshadowing balanced perspectives and potential solutions. The term captures individuals who, by their constant negativity, can influence public perception and amplify gloom.

Lee: Bruv, you seen the news? Greta Thunberg poured green dye in the water in Venice and got banned for it! LOL.
Frank: I saw that! bruv the news was calling her a Doom Goblin LOL.
Lee: Alot of these Gen Z, love policing everyone. They’re not about having fun and a laugh, and enjoying there youth like we did bruv LOL they love rules and doom and gloom .
Frank: Init bruv. LOL .
Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 28, 2025

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Goblin Mode

When you go into a state of grief and sorrow and resort to becoming a goblin.

Person 1: I am going Goblin Mode.

Person 2: No! Dont go Goblin Mode!

by BowlPlane January 17, 2023

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Bed Goblin

Somebody who lives in an darkened bedroom with a laptop screen as their only source of light, becoming gradually more pasty and antisocial. They spend all their time watching YouTube and playing games and only leave their lair to eat, drink, shit or piss. If you try to take their laptop away, they go all Gollum on your ass.

I hardly see Oscar anymore - has turned into a total bed goblin.

by Dr. Volospian January 20, 2023

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Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.

I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.

by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023

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