Granola Gobbler

n. One who pursues the outdoors with unnecessary zeal.

* "Did you hear the cry of that rare native bird?"

"No, out of my way granola gobbler"

* "I need my $700 boots, walking poles, gaiters and goretex before I even think of walking up that hill."

"Hmm. You're a fucking granola gobbler"

* "Dude, nice polypropylene leggings. I didn't know you were such a granola gobbler"

* "Granola gobbler!"

by anonymous January 17, 2026

The Spicy Gobbler

When you get a female to eat a bunch of spicy food (ghost peppers, hot sauce, ...etc) before performing oral sex, to get that extra spicy stimulation.

Yeah last night I saw the fittest 10, but I was feeling a bit testy so I got her to give me The Spicy Gobbler.

by Daddygroove February 27, 2021

Texas Cock Gobble

The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out

Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?

by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022

Fuck Sauce Gobbler

Any person who indiscriminately enjoys the excretions from coitus.

Jezebel: I just couldn’t help myself last night at the sex club, everyone left their mark on me!

Josh: You’re such a fuck sauce gobbler!

by NemoNihil December 13, 2022

Goblin Gut Gobbled

A sex act in which a person is anally penetrated and bends themselves forward enough that they are able to perform analingus on the person penetrating them.

I hooked up with a contortionist last week and she goblin gut gobbled me. I came so hard I woke up two days later.

by Cris Crankshaft January 22, 2023

Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler

When a dog mercilessly licks mashed banana from between your nasty toes

Ya bruh I lost a game of cards… had to endure a Cream Ridge Chiquita gobbler. I cried

by mrs-bulldops July 8, 2023

the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down

har har har! the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down

if you are going insane you say this to let people know youre insane you say the geeble gobble gobble but they dont gobble down

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023