Fishing trip

a 3 sum when you cast your hook to your partner

You want to go on a fishing trip with me and zk?

by jobroallison March 4, 2022

fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

fishing in the same hole

Two penises in the same hole.

Bro. We were totally fishing in the same hole last night!

by Kamillia May 28, 2022

Fighting over sand

Endless combat over land that's inherently worthless

"These two countries are fighting over sand, and have been for centuries."

by George Leo August 3, 2022

Fighting Dragons

When one is jerking off two males at the same time. The the males ejaculate all over the person performing the deed.

There I was, fighting dragons, then they both got angry and started to breathe fire all over me.

by Tibby89 August 20, 2022

Fisting

Placing ones fist into someones anus. The practise was first invented by a Scottish art teacher named Alan aka Ohanzee before becoming popular amongst the Scottish gay community.

Alan loved a good fisting. In particular without the use of lube.

by John Young's Mum July 1, 2022

Fishing

The best hobby on the earth.

Guy: "Yesterday's fishing trip was awesome"

Other guy: "Nice, what did you catch?"

Guy: "I caught a HUUUGE Smallmouth Bass"

Other guy: "Damn thats big"

by KoltLeo July 15, 2022