Fail Cake

Fail Cake is a verb meaning to fail or be utterly horrible at something.

Yeah she fail caked hard...

by drumingandstuff April 25, 2011

Failing

To shred on Banjo. Be able to pick the hell out of a 5 string Banjo.

Billy was failing all night yesterday during the show. My face melted watching Billy Failing.

by BMFSgoat December 10, 2021

Sussy failed abortion

What suspicious people are called in the uk

Haha that guy looks like a sussy failed abortion

by Sussy director September 10, 2021

Feet don't fail me now

“Feet, don't fail me now!” is an old expression that's usually said when someone is running away from peril- they do not want to slow down so that they will be trapped or caught, and are self-encouraging themselves to keep going. In the song, it's used more as an excuse to keep dancing and not get tired.

Charles: I want to dance, please feet don't fail me now

by pedriluvr November 20, 2023

fail goggles

When a guy/girl fails at getting action or maintaining a relationship with a person, he/she won't find others as attractive as said person. The strength/length of fail goggles is dependent upon time and emotional attachment.

Guy - "I just don't find her that attractive."

Friend - "Dude, you just broke up, so you have the fail goggles on. She's a 10 and I know you'd normally agree with me."

by kanji_sasahara October 24, 2011

Fail

I did not fail.

Hym "I did not fail. The AI works. It's MY theory. I am not going to let you YouTube fucks take this from me. I do not care what I said. You do not get to impose consequences on me and if you do not get me the credit I deserve... The person who CAN impose consequences and I are going to meet. But by then it will already be too late. You're not stopping me. You're barely even involved and you've already done more harm than good. You are morons that radically or deliberately misread the situation here."

by Hym Iam May 17, 2025

fail mission

a attempt which has ended poorly

a person with a high failure percentage

a rejected plan of action

"I started surfing, fail mission. I'm over it"

1 "Did you find a dress yet?
2 "I went shopping last night, What a Fail Mish! I'm fucked!"

1 "Look at John, he is about to go hit on that hottie"
2 "What a fail mission. No Chance."

1 "Lets go to Tijuana to score a pound of Meth!"
2 "That is the biggest fail mission ever, I'm in."

by SC Monster November 16, 2012