Verb
The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
The act of farting underneath someone's pillow. Desired effect is for some unsuspecting sleeper, instead of a nice cool pillow, to get a fart in the face.
Dirty Randy: Hey what were you doing in Jimmy's bedroom?
Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!
Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.
Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......
Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.
Frisky Dan: I was tooth fairying his pillow for later on!
Dirty Randy: I hope he gets pink eye.
Frisky Dan: I hope he gets aggressive rectal cancer and dies......
Dirty Randy: That escalated quickly.
by Frisky Dan November 25, 2016
Get the Tooth Fairymug. She/he is real when I lose my weed she always guides me back to the stash same if my friend lost weed I will sniff that shit out like a dog because I have a weed fairy on my side
Me:oh shit where tf did I put my weed ?!?!?
Weed fairy:this way look over here it’s right here !
Me:damn thanks Up top
Weed fairy:this way look over here it’s right here !
Me:damn thanks Up top
by Haji Hassan October 19, 2019
Get the Weed fairymug. The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.
I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.
by Alex Mutch January 7, 2019
Get the Fort Fairymug. The milk fairy is a fairy that will give you things in return for milk, It's like the tooth fairy but with random rewards.
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!
You place the milk in your basket and make a wish and the milk fairy will come!!
"Have you ever seen the milk fairy?!" ~ Dave
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"
"Not yet, I am going to leave out some milk for him tonight tho!"
by DaveGallagher October 4, 2022
Get the Milk Fairymug. 1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!
2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?
2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?
by KokoDragon July 12, 2020
Get the Fairy Bonkmug. by UrMomGey124 June 29, 2020
Get the Fairy Soulsmug. A woman that loves a married man and is his partner in an affair. Should be ashamed of herself. No morals. Posting love online and clearly isn't what he wants. Fake love. I hope he leaves her for you. And I hope he hurts you in the exact same way he is hurting her now.
Keep being crapping like The Gardener in Fairy Tales. He doesn't love you or his wife. But you should tell her about the afair . Admit it to her like you do to random strangers. so she can find the love she deserves. Scum bag. Fake love. You deserve to be alone. Homewrecker.
by Love is destroying me slowly May 1, 2022
Get the The Gardener in Fairy Talesmug.