February 14 

February 14 is national show your boyfriend your ass and titties day. When you and your boyfriend hang out, let him lift up your shirt and pull your pants down

“Today is February 14”

February 14 by Mike Cockburns February 2, 2021

February 16th

This date means that you like dick and you are GAY!!!!

Person 1: February 16th is your birthday right?
Person 2: yup...why?
Person 1: Uhmm...you like dick and you are Gay?!

February 16th by Lil'baby10101 October 16, 2019

february 1 

u have to have sex with ur girl best friend

hailey: hey bro wanna have sex
samantha: wtf why
hailey: its february 1
samantha: oh yea sure

february 1 by crackhead emma January 31, 2021

February 22nd

If you were born on this day you probably eat a lot

Hey when's your birthday

February 22nd why
Fatty 😭

February 22nd by Fatgirl180 November 1, 2019

February 26 

sniff a butt day

ayee it’s February 26 lemme sniff ur butt

February 26 by ogre daddy October 17, 2019

February 2

Take a dumb in someone’s mouth day

Today is February 2nd, I’m going to go take a dumb in my friends mouth.

February 2 by explicy December 4, 2019

February 7

Canadien snow day day!!!

ther Is always a snow delay in February 7, it is also a lucky day!

February 7 by Your baby girl❤️ February 6, 2020