Facebook Crawling

Going from page to page in facebook often starting in the news feed and then clicking on links to travel to new people, new events, new albums, etc. It is different than stalking in that you are not trying to gather information about a specific person. It is more of aimless wandering through pages to see whats new and interesting.

Mike was bored of doing homework and was facebook crawling to see what was new. He started by seeing a group invitation for PennFoodTrucks.com, found a friend in the group, moved on to that friend's album pictures then saw a new party event and eventually after a few hours of wandering ended up at a long lost highschool friend's page.

Facebook Crawling by arn0601 February 24, 2009

facebook celeb wannabe 

A stuck up snob who has 200- 3000 friends while only 5% are actually people they associate themselves with. These people are total attention whores who haven't done anything to change the world in any way and yet they have more friends and followers on facebook kissing their ass then some other actually famous celebrity or someone who can put a dent in the world.

what a facebook celeb wannabe. Douche bag has 2000 friends and now he/she thinks they're hot stuff. When they're nothing but a regular insignificant spec in society who's following the rest of the sheep.

facebook celeb wannabe by theguythatallthegirlswant December 8, 2009

facebook Meme 

An old or unfunny meme generated by someone who is over 30.

Dude my mom keeps posting these facebook memes. They are sooooo bad.

facebook Meme by AECH.exe November 28, 2016

Facebook Philosopher 

A person that constantly post in their Facebook status sayings that they feel are deep, motivational, and inspirational but they are really just annoying. Every status update seems like a bad toast.

Every day Kaylee changes her Facebook status to something she feels is deep and philosophical. She is such a Facebook Philosopher. Her posts should start out "Kaylee says ...."

Facebook Philosopher by Hermit the Frog January 2, 2011

facebook whore 

Someone who seeks attention from anyone they can get on facebook. Posting "posing" pictures... Multiple online relationships, posting slutty comments on walls / pictures... And just general whoring.
These people are generally unliked by most, but are desperate to get online friends to make up for their crappy real life.

Dood: Shit, Melinda's such a facebook whore. WHERE IS THE BLOCK BUTTON DAMNIT?!

facebook whore by kateva February 21, 2009

Facebook Terrorism 

The act of tagging a photo in Facebook incorrectly with the intent to cause humiliation and/or yuks knowing full well that the photo will be sent through the target's News Feed for all friends to see.

Dude, Tori just pulled some Facebook Terrorism and tagged me in a photo of a bum sleeping on the street. That shit went out to my friends in the News Feed. Suxor.

Facebook Terrorism by meow mix Muto January 14, 2009

Facebook Sword fight 

One challenges another to a sword fight by posting at least 3 penis's (8====D) on random wall posts of a single person. He or she may fight back by posting 4 or more penis's on their wall (and so on). it is a battle to the death until one fighter can no longer one up the other fighter.

Steve is the master of facebook sword fight. he once posted 83 penis's on my wall until i gave in to his wrath.

Facebook Sword fight by Singarama88 March 9, 2010