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Eating Skittles

I was eating skittles with Kyle last night. They tasted great!
by IWILLDEEPTHROATAWHOLECHICKEN November 17, 2021
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Eat and beat

Eat and beat; verb. Synonym for "dine 'n' dash"

The act of slipping into a buffet or a slightly high price restaurant, chowing your food in a hurry and hoofing it out before your check arrives at the table.

An act committed mostly by someone of the deadbeat persuasion, teenagers or snooty college students.
Waiter: Where's the people who were at table 14?

Waitress: Aw, damn. You serious?

Waiter: S**t. They pulled an Eat and beat.
by Mr. $mithers January 22, 2011
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Eating McDonald's

You remember the last time we were Eating McDonald's? You ate all your boogers!
by tha farkinator December 27, 2008
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802-EAT-SHIT

A real phone number instead of the usual area code that informs callers how to get closure. If you have been wronged, this is a must dial.
If I have wronged you, please dial 1-802-EAT-SHIT!!
by Marcthetumblrguy May 19, 2018
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eat a bag of dicks

A phrase uttered in such rage that telling another human being to suck a dick would not convey the full intent of the speaker. Generally used sarcastically in return to blatant sarcasm, resulting in a perpetual cycle of bag-eating.

Commonly abbreviated as "eat a bag" or simply "a bag."
Juni: "I got that star."
Marcus: "Eat a bag of dicks."
by Neonatrias November 1, 2009
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eat a bag of dick

Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up
Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.
by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004
mugGet the eat a bag of dickmug.

Eat shit , derek.

Quote from the movie Step Brothers. Should be said to every asshole you meet on a daily basis.
Slappy- " hurhurhur faggot , do you even lift?"

Intelligent, charismatic, caring young man- "Eat shit , derek."

Slappy-" ....my name is Slappy..."
by Mother Of All Fuck November 4, 2013
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