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Colussi Disorder

When someone feels the need to be an asshole for no apparent reason and just enjoys putting other people down. If you are suffering from this you probably ask stupid questions and get mad when someone asks you to do anything that will make their lives a bit easier.
"That person is so mean for no reason."
"I think they have Colussi Disorder!"
by I_Hate_Your_Guts May 1, 2021
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Void personality disorder

a personality disorder caused by trauma that affects a persons ability to feel emotions in order to help the brain cope with severe depression. This is also called "emotional numbness"
The bullying got so bad I had void personality disorder for months.
by lemoncharva October 27, 2023
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jackhammer disorder

A diagnosis given to males who are unable to connect with their partner on an emotional level during sexual intercourse, resulting in thrusting at a rapid pace in order to ejaculate.
He pounded me so hard last night that my pussy felt like a construction site; I think he might have jackhammer disorder.
by kmrtnz April 25, 2022
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text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.
"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"
by Modern Day Disorders August 7, 2017
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NeedTeej Disorder

A rare medical disorder in which one is dying due to lack of attention. Symptoms include dramatic tendencies, mood swings, chills, neediness, and being unable to drive within a certain range of the cure. Once diagnosed, those with NeedTeej Disorder have 48 hours to survive unless they receive the cure. The cure is cuddles from Teej.
“Teej really came in clutch on Monday when I had NeedTeej Disorder.”
by Iamadr June 26, 2021
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Bi-PFP Disorder

people who change their pfp too often and can never settle for one are considered to have Bi-PFP Disorder
Tim -hey, spiritz and nevify must have Bi-PFP Disorder they change their pfp at least 3 times a day. John - Ikr they must have it they are such losers
by tpneospike November 16, 2021
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chaddz disorder

“Bro that girl likes a new guy every single week I think she has chaddz disorder!”
by lequefajones October 30, 2019
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