big dick disorder

Having a big long dick and usually stand and walk weird

I have a big dick disorder that’s why I walk like that

by Matt Bando March 14, 2023

Psychotic Disorder

A disorder that causes the human mind to lose connections with reality and experience symptoms such as: Hallucinations, experiencing sound or voices that are not real, and believing nonsense speeches that is not real.

1: I feel like my brain is broken, I keep seeing these things and I do not know the cause of it.
2: You probably have Psychotic Disorder.
1: What do I do to stop it?
2: You can get therapy, that's how I got rid of mine.

by TraingoWEEEE March 16, 2023

obsessive opp disorder

obsessive opps disorder might refer to an enemy who is intensely fixated on another enemy to the extent that they are willing to endanger their own well-being or freedom in pursuit of that obsession. This could manifest as a relentless and extreme focus on a rival or adversary, disregarding personal safety or consequences in the process. It may be a slang or colloquial expression used in certain urban communities to describe this kind of intense and reckless behavior towards a perceived opponent

Those dude went to jail and a few died because the couldn't control their obsessive opp disorder.

by Ted Bossinova June 3, 2024

Trumpistic Disorder

(noun): A behavioral disorder characterized by a combination of many of the following traits: Narcissism, Impulsivity, Grandiosity, Manipulativeness, Conflict-seeking, Reality Distortion, and Blame-shifting.

During the meeting, his trumpistic disorder became evident as he dominated the conversation with grandiose claims, shifted blame for any issues onto his colleagues, and disregarded the factual data presented.

by Brad_B June 4, 2024

Molly disorder

When you swallow ice cream and it burns your throat like whiskey.

Damn Bro that ice cream burned my throat like a shot of cheap whiskey holy shit I have Molly disorder.

by Sasquatch Mafia June 25, 2024

Disney Disorder

A mental dillusion that love is real and that people are good

"Why is she always hopping into relationships?"

"She has Disney Disorder and thinks some dude will save her from her miserable life."

by Frumpish June 30, 2024

Personality Disorders

She's grouping personality disorders because there is a through-line (diminished ability for empathy) between personality disorders.

Hym 'Simon Baron Cohen categorized personality disorders like Autism and Aspergers as Zero Empathy Positive and BPD, Narcissism, and Anti-Social as Zero Empathy Negative. This is from 'The science of Evil: 0 degrees of empathy.' I've reference it several times in MY BOOK 'Your level of empathy isn't actually all that high and doesn't actually translate into any form of moral superiority.' It was the prequel to my OTHER BOOK 'No Ben, doing an incest cult doesn't make you morally superior either.' YOU of all people should know this Destiny! You're like one of the top 4 me imposters. If want to see the list I'll show it to you we got 1. Andy
2. Alex
3. Not you
4. You
Number 5 is like Zerkha or something I don't know how many of you cocksuckers I got running around so don't get mad if you don't keep your spot. Chris is at the bottom of the list. Boooo Chris! Booooooooo!"

by Hym Iam July 3, 2024