mcdonald dad

A father whose ex controls so much of his time with his children, he only gets to take them to McDonald's. The child's mother is usually so bitter that she won't 'allow' the child to have proper time with their father, effectively reducing him to the status of a McDonald Dad.
Those poor children, their spiteful mother has reduced their loving father into a mcdonald dad
by DadsAreParentsToo September 21, 2021
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Drag Dad

A manish girl who acts just like her dad.
Everyone started calling Leisa drag dad after she ripped a massive dad-like belch at the dinner table.
by Captian Awesome AKA: Lawrence January 04, 2010
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Bheese's dad

Bheese's dad is dead.
by SenTheFirst May 07, 2022
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dad porn

When you eat out a black midget while fingering tousled and your dad
I wish my mom would stop the dad porn all the time
by Dad dad August 27, 2017
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Do a dad

Doing a dad is an act that is hilarious to those all around you but their laughter only drives you into the downward spiral known as doing a dad. Doing a dad shoots your emotive side into overdrive warp speed. It can start off small, but the tears keep coming until all that is left of someone doing a dad is a blithering mound of tears sniffles and soiled handkerchiefs. All it takes is a few jokes at the person's expense like prodding their man-breasts and saying "Gor blimey, they're like titties them, tubbs", then the water works come on much to the amusement of the audience.

The phrase comes from a real person, with real emotional displays, who regulary did a dad. Do a dad is now a common phrase all over the world, usually preceeded by don't.
Chris: "Waddle waddle! Ha! Bill, you walk like a penguin!"
Bill: "MMnnn. Boo hoo! <cry cry cry>"
Tom: "Oh god, don't cry about it!"
Chris: "Oh! C'mon don't do a dad."
by Jeffrey Douglas September 03, 2006
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Psycho Dad

a insane asshole who destroys his sons shit on "mcjuggernuggets"
the new psycho dad vid was so funny his dad went ape on his room
by the popes dad December 09, 2015
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your dad

More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.
by matt November 13, 2003
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