Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
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by Testicular torsion February 5, 2021
Get the Salty Cowboy mug.A derogatory label given to men who dress country as a style and to go to a club. Akin to a 'weekend warrior', but about a step down.
I love it when these Neon Cowboys come out here and find out how tough country life really is. Everyone wants to be a cowboy till they find out its nothin but work.
by 3rdCoast Raven March 31, 2020
Get the neon cowboy mug.The theory that all male-identifying individuals can be categorized as either a pirate, a cowboy, or an astronaut. Some combination thereof is a possibility, but one classification is always dominant. The categories need no defined criteria because the correct placement is almost always surprisingly obvious.
"I really like him, which is surprising because based on The Pirate Cowboy Astronaut Theorem he's more of an astronaut, and I'm usually more attracted to pirate men."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
"I get that. I'm mostly into cowboys at the moment, but I could definitely see myself settling down with an astronaut one day."
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Get the Cowboy mug.A bounty hunter.
Considering in the old west all bounty hunters were cowboys. The occupation hasnt changed. Nor the laws governing them, most still have rights to act outside the constraints of the law to wrangle in a fugitive
Considering in the old west all bounty hunters were cowboys. The occupation hasnt changed. Nor the laws governing them, most still have rights to act outside the constraints of the law to wrangle in a fugitive
Cowboys are coming to catch an outlaw they need no warrant to enter a premises they suspect is harboring a fugitive
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