Here comes the Gook!

What to say right before you cum when you’re having sex with a girl and realize that she isn’t really your type and just wanted to get laid. This will make her feel so weirded out mentally that she will almost definitely not try to hook up with you again.

Oh yeah, cum inside me baby!
“Ok babe, ahhhhh Here comes the Gook!”
o_0 (What did he just say?)

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 9, 2023

David Comish

David Comish does not want tea.

Me: The David Comish Commish

by benn lujdlhyfthbnow the real February 9, 2023

picatilly commando

A common phrase used in England for prostitutes located in Picatilly Circus.

“You look like a bloody Picatilly Commando you dumb slut”

by JoeBo77 March 7, 2023

Rejecting comma use

Saying ''No'' when someone asks you to use a comma is a sign that u shit yourself.

It goes as shown:

Rejecting Comma Use.

P1: ''You should really use a comma; I dont understand what you're saying!''
P2: ''No''
P1: ''Oh! Did you crap your undergarments?''

by tastychilde March 13, 2023

war commandeering

a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.

I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."

by Medicine Owl March 25, 2023

money comes and goes

An excuse broke mfs tell each other to justify their shitty spending habbits and being in a constants state on brokenness.

Bro we gotta pay rent next week why did you buy that Gucci belt?
Re: Nah man we good money comes and goes, check out this belt doe.

by FuckFatPeople May 22, 2023

Here Comes Everybody

The river runs into the sea
The sun must shine today
As my imagination is about to slip away
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's early in the morning
And I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
I'll never fall in love again
But you could change my mind
I miss you
I miss you

You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
I lost you in a lonely crowd
You wanted to be free
You wanted to be somone else
I'll always disagree
Milk and honey waiting for me on the other side
It's late at night then almost light
I thought I heard you
I miss you
I miss you
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you
Who kissed you?
Who kissed you?
You know I miss you
When I'm not with you

Don't touch me
Don't touch me
Don't touch me on Sunday
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
When I'm not with you
I can hear your voice calling, calling, calling
When I'm with you
I can see myself falling to the ground
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling, falling, falling
When I'm not with you

I can watch the leaves falling to the ground
Don't touch me
Don't touch me
You kissed him on Sunday

Here Comes Everybody

by Death Menace June 25, 2023