Colon Popper

One who viciously ram their male reproductive organ into the anal canal of a male counterpart. Usually doing it in a fast motion, resulting in the extreme eruption of there colon. This normally occurs in rageful sadistic homosexual sex. Could cause heavy blood loss. The name comes from the explosive sound you hear after the first thrust into the anus, it makes a "POP!" sound

Doctor: "Sam cant come to home today, he seems to be in critical condition."
Parents: "What happened"
Doctor: "Well, he seems to have lost alot of blood & his buttox seems to be rather damaged."
Parents: "Who did this"
Doctor: "Well Sam's been mumbling 'Ian stop! I feel like somethings going to pop!' all day, so im assuming this ian person is involve
*Ian being the Colon Popper

by Pretty Boy September 13, 2014

Colonic

Having the traits or behaviour of an arse or an arsehole.

John: Told ya you wouldn't get that promotion, Jim!
Paul: Dude, don't be so colonic. Jim really needed that promotion.

by PublicVoid June 25, 2018

colonial

old and cool. like a cool old car or a building or device or even a person. but it can also just mean relatively cool.

bro, when you smoke that juul yous lookin colonial af.

by nick the stick66 August 29, 2018

Coleton

Coleton is the type of legit guy and laid back. He is the one that gets lots of girls with his HUGE ding dong. That’s not all Coleton is even athletic and good looking. He is not the greatest at acidemics but he sure can get the girls.

Man they coleton over there is a player with that huge ding dong he has over there

by Jackrabbit72 December 20, 2018

Colten

demon child

Colten is a demon child

by Jsbsjek April 13, 2020

Swiss Colony

A Midwestern employer that offers zero benefits, zero guaranteed hours, and zero time off allowance. Never ever work for this company, it will only bring you pain.

Dude1: I really need to get a job.
Dude2: Anywhere but Swiss Colony man, that place is hell.

by Matthew Schultz June 9, 2007

Urinal Colonel

Person who cleans,or mantians urinals.
could be a janitor or perhaps a jail trustee

Fuck man ill be a urinal Colonel for a while.
beats the hell outta shoveling shit.

Coined By Dan and Impact Weekend 08 in middleville MI

by JEFF BEAM February 24, 2008