why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

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Take it like the red cross

A street phrase meaning if you want my money/drugs/property, you're going to have to fight/kill me to get it.

Would be robber: Give me your money!

Not a victim: Take it like the red cross.

by Rdy2dstry December 17, 2023

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ali cross

An entertaining free spirit. Loyal yet terrible communicator, often associated with a person being shy around large groups and at ease among close peers. Preferring intimacy. Enjoys the highs and lows of life as learning blocks. Excited by travel and new ideas.

I felt like such an Ali Cross at the party the other night with all those celebrities.

She was like an Ali Cross in the bedroom.

by Captainfunnybones May 14, 2017

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you the cross

when you sombeody does somethinq u dont like or you just dont like that person.

boy: yo qurlfriend so uqly

otha boy: bruh you the cross

or

qurl:you the cross
otha qurl: how
qurl: cos i dont like you

by mitocho September 30, 2010

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Cross Drop

The act of finishing a shit in a different bathroom than you started.

Isaac took a shit in the main bathroom, and then looked over and realized there was no toliet paper. He then scurried down to the bathroom in the basement in order to wipe. Isaac took a cross drop!

by Janny478 May 19, 2024

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