cowboy cut

When a group of other inmates hold someone down take their pants off. And with a razor cut them deep from their asshole to their dick and run a train on them till they bleed out.

You better not leak the group chat with the boys or we will cowboy cut you

by anonymous July 27, 2024

7:30 Cowboy

A rancher or person from Texas who watches NTR having there cows jack them off at 7:30PM every day.

Did you hear George is a 7:30 Cowboy?

by lord of biffs August 1, 2024

Cowboy Carter

Beyoncés new “country” album that includes the number one song TEXAS HOLD ‘EM. Includes features from country artists like Dolly Parton and Willie Nelson. Not as good as Renaissance but a solid 8/10 album.

Me: Have you listened to Cowboy Carter yet?

Friend: What? Beyoncé sings country now?!?!
Me: I mean she’s the queen B she can do anything…

by Lanadelrey2012 August 7, 2024

Dirt Box Cowboy

A gentleman who is a bit light in the Loafers, who is also an avid member of the Cheesy Wheelbarrow Pushers Club.

While playing cricket over the weekend I was asked if I'd bat for the other team. "no way!" I replied. "I ain't no Dirt Box Cowboy".

by Adlof Hilter February 28, 2023

Knock-Off Cowboy

Farmers who identify as "cowboys" by utilizing phrases like "cowboys don't care" and acting as though it's a personality trait. In addition to wearing paddy caps and dealer boots, these individuals also known to get their eyebrows pierced. These so-called "cowboys" are con artists, not at all like the real thing.

“ Look at the man sporting a paddy cap over there. He definitely considers himself a "knock-off cowboy," I'm sure of it. Where is his cowboy hat, ffs?” “That eyebrow piercing is an ick” “Wait till they face the real deal in Texas they’ll be weak to their brittle knees”

by Jbunni March 10, 2023

Urban Cowboy

A man, typically one in a Ford F-150, who drives to their 9-5 desk job where they brag about how much of a badass they are, afterwards they go home to their wife who doesn’t want to have sex with them due to their small penis

Why does John wear a cowboy hat and drive such a big truck that he doesn’t need?

Oh he’s an Urban Cowboy

by BigDaddyBigBoy March 17, 2023

Cowboy Space Ranger

A Cowboy on a life long never ending trail through space.

A Cowboy Space Ranger’s trail never ends, because he rides a planet.

by MiKe OXL0NG March 18, 2023