mansfield cowboys

a sorry ass football team that losses more than they win... there equipment is older than New Jersey it’s self, there helmets are brought from the 1$ store and there coaches only coach to get away from there wife’s and some of them don’t even know how to coach... the only good part about playing for the mansfield cowboys is after all that hard work watching the appointments score reach the age of your grandparents and sweating from running down that stupid long hill it that you get to take home your jersey in a frame and a 2ft tall trophy.. now if you live in mansfield the only good sport to do is greece up your right hand and go to work #mansfieldcowdoysblow

Dad 1- Hey so i heard your son is playing football.. for what team

Dad 2- Mansfield Cowboys

Dad 1- I’m sorry

by Larry Hurshaw June 26, 2018

gangster cowboy

A straight up cowboy who’s got a soft spot for the gangster life. Gangster cowboys are tall, fun lovin’, boot wearin’, SOBs, who’s don’t take shit from no one. Everyone loves a gangster cowboy

Girl 1: who’s that guy with the boots and the swag

Girl 2: oh I’ve heard he’s a gangster cowboy

Girl 1: oh f*ck I call dibs 😍🥵

by P Duffy June 7, 2019

cowboy queef

when a truck with a large exhaust chooses to blow black smoke (queef)

Did you see that truck blow a cowboy queef? Dude must have a shrimp dick.

by yolkmart December 16, 2021

cowboy soda

Whiskey slang, there was not soda back in the west so all they drank was whiskey and water.

Hey bartender I need some cowboy soda make it strong!

by ImaSmartMF June 8, 2019

Mighty cowboy

A party move in which one eats a meal from mighty taco in the bar “the cowboy”. Only accessible for those who’ve had yager bombs on a Saturday night.

Damn, Mark is doing the mighty cowboy tonight. He’s got a super mighty with extra cheese in his pocket.

by Sarsar December 16, 2018

Trash Cowboy

One whose eye is known to oogle in the direction of a wayward breast, particularly when displayed on the skype window in the upper corner of a screen.

Look at the glimmer in the trash cowboy's eye. Looks like he's caught a glimpse of some nubile young flesh.

by farthole November 9, 2012

spanish cowboy

When a man sits on a woman's stomach while sticking his dick in between her tits and fucks her tits until he cums on her face.

Bro I was giving my girl a Spanish cowboy last night and I completely covered her face!

by IDefinenow June 7, 2017