Clapping the Goose

To vigorously masturbate.

"I caught ol' Nick in their clapping the goose after hours in the employee bathroom."

by Goose-Grappler-27 January 18, 2019

The clap sandwich

To rotate ones hips vigorously from side to side while either naked, in a robe, or extremely loose clothing resulting in a "clapping" sound due to ones penis impacting one or both legs.

Bro, I was on the porch last night , it was quiet, so I hit the clap sandwich to see how far I could echo.

by Frankensteinno9 June 14, 2020

Clapped

Fucking ugly

Damn dude your forehead is so fucking clapped

by Clapped2.0 August 5, 2022

Monkey Clap

When a person shits in their hands, and proceeds to clap their hands in front of another persons face.

HOLY SHIT! Did you just see that baby get monkey clapped by the homeless guy?

by #1 Monkey Clapper April 22, 2024

clapped

daniel stefanof

ur so daniel clapped

by viktor7899 July 7, 2018

Clapped

ugly or weird - used to describe something or someone

you look so clapped in that photo haha
omg that painting is so clapped
I messed up my makeup, i look so clapped right now

by coolbeans852 May 5, 2021

Clapped

Fucking ugly

Your mum is so fucking clapped my g

by Clapped2.0 August 5, 2022