Ham For Breakfast

The act of being woken up by a person's bare ass on your face. Usually in the context of a college prank.

Duude, Robbie totally gave you ham for breakfast! That is disgusting!

by MissingRab May 5, 2011

Breakfast mess

A breakfast mess is a midwest diner breakfast staple, consisting of several ingredients like pre-cooked (usually leftover baked) potatoes, that are either diced or shredded, some type of breakfast meat like sausage, bacon, or ham that has also been diced up. Then some diced onions, bell peppers, can mushrooms, and eggs (scrambled into it, or over easy). All cooked together, then topped with sliced American cheese or shredded cheese.

I went to the local diner this morning and the cook made me a breakfast mess.

by Jacjoa November 5, 2021

fish breakfast

When a man has an insatiable curiosity only rivalled by his appetite for a superior style of breakfast sandwich that mixes two mainstays of breakfast that separately, have inspired generations of breakfast lovers, eggs for most people and fish for the Irish. On their own, perfection and when combined forbidden, McDonald’s may of may not have invented a fish, eggs and cheese sandwich as a completely unbalanced part of some people’s breakfast. The smell alone should interfere with anyone’s desire to consume this abomination of filth but alas, there are men who go down on women after a night of dancing or simply the gross ones.

Bro 1 “Hey bro, I just woke up this morning and my mouth smelled like a skunk shit in my mouth after eating a strict pescatarian diet with the occasional allowance for cheese”

Bro 2 “ Bro dude, my guy, do you not remember meeting that girl last night at that rave that kept going on about her ex, Elon? You and her went to McDonald’s and ordered like 15 fish breakfasts at 3 am, luckily they’re open 24/7 with hot fish and eggs just waiting to be eaten , ate them all and then you ate her out. It was pretty hot ngl .”

Bro 1 “ yeah I’ve definitely done this thing several times before, I call it the ultimate fish breakfast”

by Trundle Grundle May 3, 2023

indian breakfast

It is a breakfast in which you call your girlfriend in the morning and have a threesome with her and your wife. They both lay on top of each other and then you fuck their ass holes turn be turn until they fill a jar with their cum. Then one sucks your dick and the other licks your ass. then you shove eggs in their ass and then do bdsm on them. You spank their boobs and ass. you put a dildo in them

i had an indian breakfast with your mom

by killyourmomandspankher October 14, 2021

breakfast shake

The act of making the bed rock when you first wake up; then giving it your own topping.

How about a breakfast shake; nothing like a little shake to start your day.

by L00M April 20, 2018

Awkward Breakfast

When multiple people are staying at an apartment the morning after a party, they sit down to eat the most important meal of the day, and it’s obvious that two of those people had sex the night before.

That virgin is never going to get an Awkward Breakfast.

by Golouer November 27, 2021

breakfast voice

A hoarse, throaty voice that is similar to croak and speaks unintelligibly or produces meaningless phrases. When one is half-awake, they usually have this.

Get a coffee. I can't understand your breakfast voice.

by sakura214 September 12, 2022