Norwegian Breakfast 

The offering of oral sex to a member of the intellectually superior, large-penised nationality in hopes of acquiring additional intelligence and/or larger genitalia.

I'll have a Norwegian Breakfast for one, please.

Norwegian Breakfast by NBF1 September 25, 2010

Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito 

(See Tiajuana Alarm Clock for first part of act)
While performing the Tiajuana Alarm Clock, there must be a layer of Frumunda cheese upon your balls.

I gave Bob a Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito. He was like, 'Dude, your balls stink like good cheese or bad meat.' I found a new roomate.

Tiajuana Breakfast Burrito by Tiajauna Testes Timmah August 16, 2011

Big Country Breakfast 

1. a breakfast item offered at Hardees which is loaded with fat, calories, and cholesterol.

2. a heart attack waiting to happen.

Dean order a Big Country Breakfast and later died of a heart attack.

Big Country Breakfast by Kevin July 26, 2004

dog's breakfast 

An easy to prepare breakfast dish consisting of a slice of toast topped by two softboiled eggs and cut into bite-sized pieces. Ketchup is optional.

"What do you want for breakfast, sweetie?"
"Oooh, Mom, would you please make dog's breakfast?"

dog's breakfast by Angela Carrington April 14, 2006

European breakfast 

When you serve yourself breakfast on a girls ass.

I had a european breakfast to add a twist of flavor to my moring shine!

European breakfast by pene caliente September 25, 2009

irish breakfast

Self-induced vomiting on someone's face after rendering them unconscious.

"After beating him senseless outside the bar I gave him an irish breakfast."

irish breakfast by Teddy O'Bryant September 1, 2008

English breakfast

When you wake up your partner by pinching off two crumpets on their chest and then teabag ginger them after you fill their mouth with piss

My girlfriend left me cause I gave her an English breakfast

English breakfast by albynospyder July 28, 2015