History

A thing in the past that was very important to today.

Djimmi: Hitler killed himself
Free: dude just said History

by Just a kid that makes stuff June 4, 2020

Canada's History

A sex act so depraved that Stephen Colbert can't describe it on the air. It involves moose antlers, a jug of maple syrup and the Stanley Cup.

Fitting it all in there is the hardest part of performing Canada's History

by hisdudeguy February 4, 2010

Canada's History

The sexual act of eating yellow snow and then vomiting it on a partners genitals right before sexually gratifying them.

Heather was delighted when I showed her Canada's History

by crossedcords February 4, 2010

Canada's History

A Sex act involving maple syrup, the Stanley Cup, antlers, and the entire cast of Little People Big World.

Also known as a Canadian History Lesson

"Steven's sister from Yale thought she had what it takes, until she sat down to receive an oral exam in Canada's History"

by MCRON February 4, 2010

whig history

A biased interpretation of history justifying a particular point of view.

The defendant’s Whig history of what happened was a blatant attempt to justify their actions.

by Robert Mansour April 20, 2023

History report

gay and annoying inconvienance. the source of evil.

i have a history report to finish before tomorrow! fuck!

by EmilyWaddell December 15, 2008

canada's history

to lay on your back on the hide of a moose, smack yourself in the genitals repeatedly with a stanley cup, masturbate with maple syrup till you burst bloody ejaculation on yourself in the shape of an oakleaf

The lonely lumberjack with low self esteem and lots of privacy celebrated canada's history.

by Bert Ephen February 4, 2010