by Cinnamon N Spice July 30, 2023

A phrase used when someone complains too much and doesn't know how to be quiet. Better vesion of "Cry Me A River".
A- I want to go home! Please can we go home
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
B- No
A- Please
B- Oh Piss Me A River! I dont care, be quiet!
by Piss Expert,aka The Pee Goblin July 13, 2022

When a male is receiving oral sex and about the time he cums he grabs his partner by the ears and cums til it comes out the other persons nose.
Dave: I gave Jackson the river raisin snot rocket the other day while he swung his jazz hands around and snot rocketed all over my dick.
by The river raisin volcano December 21, 2020

1. An unapologetic, phallic flex. Preferably near a moving body of water.
2. The new, new big dick energy.
Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.
See also: Hanging Pine
2. The new, new big dick energy.
Source: Chris Pine’s infamous nude scene in OUTLAW KING.
See also: Hanging Pine
by Burner McBurnerson February 7, 2022

by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025

River was everything, then nothing.
by Lil Barnicle November 21, 2018

Another word for condom.
Hey do you have a detroit river jellyfish I could snatch? I’m trying to bang this bad bitch from math class.
by bad boy billy November 14, 2017
