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Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.
Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!
by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023
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Gold n Soft

After 57 years of good taste, we're saying goodbye.

They say all good things must come to an end, and so it goes with Gold n Soft. Ever since the brand was born back in 1966, it’s earned devoted fans everywhere. Thanks for saving us a place at your table for over five decades’ worth of breakfasts, lunches, snacks and dinners. While this is goodbye, we hope you keep spreading the love!
by SPrice1980 October 6, 2023
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Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
Soft porn is like porn without sex lol
by giorgio4 November 21, 2021
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Soft tacos day

in 11/30 its soft tacos day after pariticipating in kiss a furry day you are forced to participate in soft tacos day and even if you didnt participate you still can!
"Hey dude its soft tacos day"
"yay"
by Merkip November 30, 2021
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soft spoiling

a form of indirect spoiling; inexplicit divulging of certain plot points in a show, movie, book, etc
“ouu I remember this part…you’re really not gonna like it”

“bro quit soft spoiling!”
by youarenotmestopit December 5, 2021
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soft knacka

Not very hard...weak...a fanny...soft as shite!
'Man I'm scared of fighting him...hes way too tough'

Get in the ring now you soft knacka!
by Stacey Mac October 28, 2019
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Soft Dick

Used as an exclamation when affirming you are telling the truth. Similar in use to “no cap”.
Person 1: “Yo did you know that Jacob microwaves his chips prior to eating them”
Person 2: “There is no way that is true”
Person 1: “Soft dick, he did it last night after eating an edible”
by Totallynotjordi November 12, 2020
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