soft fired

When your still employed with a company, but instead of firing you they never schedule you no matter how much you beg/bother them about getting any hours and that you want to work whenever they could use you.

My employer is too big of a vagina to straight up fire me, so they soft fired me instead.

by Little Johnny July 16, 2023

soft faced boy

When I guy is attractive but could be a little or secretly gay

When your friend shows you his insta:
“Ohh he’s cute, but he’s a bit of a soft faced boy”

by Asssshhhh July 28, 2023

soft with my hands

When someone is genital with there hands in a sexual matter with them selfs of a partner

I’m soft with my hands when touching you

by Zerojj August 15, 2023

Soft Boston

A soft Boston is when you stick your flaccid penis into a Boston cream pie that has been microwaved for 15-30 seconds (or to preferred temperature) and then utilizes it as a flesh light.

Hey man! You gotta try doing a Soft Boston, it’s way cheaper than flesh lights!

by Macaroniplug September 21, 2023

Gold n Soft

A defunct brand of butter.

After 57 years of good taste, we're saying goodbye.

They say all good things must come to an end, and so it goes with Gold n Soft. Ever since the brand was born back in 1966, it’s earned devoted fans everywhere. Thanks for saving us a place at your table for over five decades’ worth of breakfasts, lunches, snacks and dinners. While this is goodbye, we hope you keep spreading the love!

by SPrice1980 October 6, 2023

Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers

Soft porn is like porn without sex lol

by giorgio4 November 21, 2021

Soft tacos day

in 11/30 its soft tacos day after pariticipating in kiss a furry day you are forced to participate in soft tacos day and even if you didnt participate you still can!

"Hey dude its soft tacos day"
"yay"

by Merkip November 30, 2021