Astropinocchio

When you try to link two barely related concepts into one term.

That's a real astropinocchio...

by AHuman8 May 29, 2025

astroturf

synonym for locking in, popping off, being successful.

antonym would be turfastro

sreya, astroturf and win the round!

by seahawks2202 July 2, 2025

Astrologicism

Discriminating on someone based on their astrological sign.

Your friend hates me just for being a Sagittarius, and I don't appreciate the astrologicism.

by Nordic Pimp November 9, 2025

Astrobomis

An increase in production or performance under the influence of a substance

Fredrick is astrobomis once he take a few shots of Jack Daniel’s

by Muskmagic December 9, 2025

gooch astronaut

A move when making an attack on another's gooch (see gooch attack) when you pick the victim up with one arm and gooch them with the other while they are in the air

You can have two or more attacks to have one pick up the victim and the other gooch attack

dude I was laying on the couch when Andrew picked me up and Nick gooched the hell out of me, i got gooch astronauted hard

i gooch astronauted your sister

by Pickles Pickles August 10, 2011

Bloody Astronaut's Helmet

An unraveled condom that is then inserted into a woman's vagina that is on the rag. After marinating in her discharge anywhere from 1-36 hours it is removed. The "astronaut" then blows it up and wears it over his head.

Peja: Hey Mills, did you hear about Hawks?

Mills: No, what did that freak do now?

Peja: Apparently the only way he can get off is when his girl is on her period and he performs the bloody astronaut's helmet.

Mills: That is so fucking hot....

by Shirtless Peja March 21, 2014

Korean Astronaut

A Korean bab that will take you out of this world.

Gee wiz, I could use a Korean Astronaut right now.

by Bootie slammer 96 October 28, 2016