The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

Pancaking

Shitting inside of your pillow case and laying on it so it's squished flat by the weight of your head.

I've made a habit of pancaking instead of going to the bathroom at night when I'm feeling lazy.

by c0ld_flame July 13, 2024

pancake stomp

When you go to waffle stomp but you miss the drain so you smash it into the floor.

Yesterday I pancake stomp the shower for two hours

by Ryhillgin December 21, 2024

pancake wrapper

( Preferably a guy ), who is into girls with flat/no butts.

Cole: Hey dude, did you see Dylan riding that one chic last night?

Andrew: Yeah man, she has no ass! Hahaha

Cole: He likes them pancake booties! Hahaha

Andrew: He's such a hardcore pancake wrapper.

by Spit hand February 9, 2015

Pat the pancake

Smacking someone's flat shaped ass

I went up from behind my wife and "pat the pancake" while she was cooking.

by jokergman March 9, 2023

pancake titties

The chest of former president Donald Trump.

Her: Have you looked at Donald Trump's pancake titties? It's like he has tits but are pancake colored

by Average_Fan_Of_Everything February 4, 2024