The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

A nickname for your anus

I'm always mindfucked by The Alaskan Pancake Pile Driver Upside Down Milk Machine

by MrFistyoSister January 28, 2018

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?

The answer is:

Red.

Can you tell me if your canoe is stuck in a tree with the headlights on, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon?
RED
Ok thanks

by UrbanGeek06 October 16, 2019

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Danish Pancake

A sexual act where a danish girl sits on top of you and smears Crème brûlée on your taint.

Damn that Danish Pancake was gnarly!

by fredfig March 21, 2024

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Loose Pancake

When you take some syrup and rub it on the outside of a women’s vagina flaps, and then spread them wide to each side and stick them to her inner pelvic region.

Last night Martha was feeling frisky so we decided to give the ole Loose Pancake a try and she smelled terrible after.

by Uncle jeffrey pancakes February 3, 2021

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Pancake bowl

A large mass of diarrhea floating to the top of a toilet, usually circle shaped. Looks similar to a pancake, with the toasted middle and the speckled ring around it.

“Sorry I was in the toilet for a while. I just baked a pancake bowl, if you know what I’m saying.”

by Yetiii23 June 16, 2022

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