Square Dance

When sexaul intercourse occurres between four concenting adults, aka a foursome, that are Texas natives. Or when the sexual act occurres with Texas borders.

"Dude that bonfire was wild, I went inside and accidentally walked in on a square dance."

"Hey y'all, my wife and I were wondering if you two would like to join us this weekend for a good ol' square dance?!?"

by LoneStarGingerBeardMan May 28, 2019

Square Cornered

When a tree overhanging a road is hit by an 18 wheeler or other large vehicle. Named for the 'square corner' it leaves in the tree. Can also be used as a verb for someone who wants to have roadside objects removed.

Whoa dude, your tree got totally square cornered, it looks like shit!!

by Mgamerz June 23, 2010

wearing square glasses

wearing square glasses means you get 0 bitches. you have no game. honestly gravity pulls more bitches than you.

emily: “ew nicholas is wearing glasses. he must get no bitches”

nicholas: “hey you wanna go on a date”

suzy: “ew no you’re wearing square glasses”

by ihaveshortnails May 22, 2022

Square Root

When something is already hella small and you raise it by a half

"what is the square root of fuck trump?"

"Idk man, something really small."

by [e-mail] February 14, 2017

Square

Slang term for the act of killing someone and slashing the body, in literature/entertainment

Person 1: Freddy and Jason squared some teenagers last week!
Person 2: that's scary, do you think they'll square us next?

by Sssssssssssa November 11, 2021

madd squared

When you are extremely mad (look up madd too)

Teacher: Can I see you after class?
Kid 1: Umm... Ok?
Kid 2: Hey dude wat did u do?
Kid 1: Idk this teacher makes me madd squared!
Kid 2: True that!
Teacher: STOP TALKING!

by me! duh! February 26, 2009

Shitty Squared

When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty

"Oh no! It's a dirty mix of Macklemore and Robin Thicke they just Shitty Squared these songs!"

by Donheis December 29, 2013