fuhngk-shuh-nl ri-tahrd
1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.
2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.
3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."
1. Psychology. a person of the operational order in a former classification of mental retardation, having a mental age of less than three years old and an intelligence quotient under 25 yet still mantains the ability to convince society of their relevance, and ability to be trusted to act intelligently.
2. A charismatic individual which demonstrates inconsistent reasoning abilities and has an inherent disreguard towards their sociological perspective.
3. One who assumes "any publicity is good publicity."
Dixie: Can you believe that idiot?!? Does he have any idea how offensivly stupid he is?!?
Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.
Dewey: I can believe it because he is a Functional Retard.
by Mr. Nova<3 March 18, 2011
"That was very immature"
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 03, 2004
To be politically retarded you have to be a sheep that only has your political views because an influencer you like has them, not because you agree with them nor because you understand them, you parrot whatever the influencer says without actually looking into what they truly mean. So whenever you get any opposition to these views you're cornered, you don't know what to do at all except regurgitate what you were already saying instead of proving why what you're saying was right. Also to be politically retarded you have to care about politics outside of the country that doesn't directly affect you/be underage like come on you can't even vote nobody cares about your political opinions
Person 1: should I be concerned that all my friends are saying that they stand with Ukraine?
Person 2: Nah, they're just politically retarded
Person 2: Nah, they're just politically retarded
by Thescrewremover March 07, 2022
Dude, I went with some friends to Olive Garden, but Nate is fucking spaghetti retarded. He got it all over himself!
by MrNapalm January 31, 2009
Doug: Hey man I'm trying to pick up this chick but your being a Robbie Retard
Ron: You mean a Robbie? When you add Retard you sound like a fucking Robbie
Ron: You mean a Robbie? When you add Retard you sound like a fucking Robbie
by Ape-Nation May 06, 2017
by blzzthlls June 21, 2017
Nic: "You know... all she's asking for, is for me to give up my independence, man-hood, and free-will. That's not that bad, right?"
Sean: "Nic, you are so Fuck Retarded I can't stand it."
Sean: "Nic, you are so Fuck Retarded I can't stand it."
by JMY87 September 15, 2011